Wednesday, June 15, 2016
It's been long since I last blogged. Nobody really uses blogger.com now anyway.
It has been so long ever since my heart felt so hurt.
My story, My life.
11:28 PM
Thursday, October 06, 2011
saw it somewhere in some forum!
quite nice joke!
It was professor smith's first day at St. Johns medical college as a faculty. Known for his teaching excellence, he made his entry into a classroom of 1st year medical students, where he received a warm welcome from the students, followed by their intro.
To start with, he planned to put forth a question to the class. He said, "Well students, before we start off with today's lecture, let me ask you a simple question on human anatomy".
He gazed across the classroom, spotted a female student Suzie, and said, "Tell me Suzie, which part of the human body grows 10 times its original size when excited?"
Hearing this question, Suzie's face grew pale in embarrassment, she replied:" you should be ashamed to ask such a question to a female. I am sorry, but I can't answer your, this question".
Thwarted by the girl's reply, professor smith rolled on his sight around the classroom afresh, to find out if there was anyone else who could satisfy his query.
This time he located a male student Henry, who had already raised his hand in affirmation to answer the question, and allowed the lad to go ahead.
Henry answered: "pupil of a human eye".
The professor applauded for the boy's accurate answer; then turned back to Suzie and said: "look, Suzie, I am sorry but, I must tell you a couple of things:
(1) You lack knowledge
(2) You have a dirty mind and
(3) Your Expectations are too high !!! (10 times .. .. Huh .. .. MY GOD !!! )
My story, My life.
11:40 AM
Friday, August 19, 2011
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Press control + F
and type 9
:D
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7:24 PM
Sunday, May 01, 2011
Hi people (:
The last time i blogged was before my driving test.
Today i shall blog about it !
On that faithful 18th of april 11.30am at Ubi Cdc.
I had my driving test.
My tester was BENEDICT NG KIN CHYE
Sharing statistics~
BTT: 1try
FTT: 1try
PDL: 1try
PDT: 1 try with 12 demerit points ~
Sharing of mistakes made during test.
[Mistake-Location-Pts]
Fail to confirm safety - Parallel Parking - 4 points
Incorrect checking of blindspot/mirror - KUTC-Circuit - 2 points
Delay in moving off - outside test centre - 2points
Incorrect checking of blindspot/mirror - outside test centre - 2 points
Fail to use appropriate gear - outside test centre- 2points
the last mistake was the most stupid one.
Because I slowed and try to switch from gear 2 to gear 1.
cos i was approaching the main gate of cdc.. den its wrong gear. cos can use gear 2.
I took from 2nd september to 18th of april to get a licence. kind long ? :D
I spent around 1k in total to get my licence :D considered little as i want to save $
My story, My life.
2:36 AM
Sunday, April 17, 2011
Ahh, dam long since i really blog!
But i shall blog today as tmr is really a very important day for me.
Monday the 18th April of the year 2011.
I will be having my Traffic Police Practical Test!!!
Spent around near to 1k le if i pass then it will be good.
If i fail, i need to waste another $300 or so.
Because on 18th, I need book TP test 20$, car insurance, rent car , warm up lesson, circuit ! all these cost 200+ !
Means 1 failure will result in losing 200bucks str8.
I must pass within 3 tries! My quota.
But Im confident to pass at the 2nd try.
Tmr Must be smooth (:
SCHOOL REOPEN SOON!!!
hope I get into a good class with good classmate willing to chiong & pull up my
pathetic CGPA ):
My story, My life.
4:56 PM
Sunday, March 27, 2011
Hi, my nuffnang have earning of $31.36
i will need 50$ to cash out.
Anyone whose blog have daily traffic higher than 20
wanna earn 19$?
because i stopped blogging. dam lazy maintain.
if interested pls contact me via the tagboard.
I can I-bank you the 19$ and i can share wif you my nuffnangs a/c if you
dont believe it.
My story, My life.
12:05 AM
Monday, February 07, 2011
It was dam long since i last blogged..
Ha ! anyway, recently got my hair cut at a neighbourhood shop.
and the person, just cut my hair anyhow.
was sad but nvm!
Exams soon!
cny over soon!
Cny + Exams = welcome to poly.
HAPPY CNY !
HOPE I DO WELL FOR UPCOMING SPEECHES AND EXAMS!
My story, My life.
8:15 PM
